The jOYs of Life | Hart's Heart | Tipping the Scales | Forever Caspia | The Diner | Club Belle Tori | Hues of Dark and Light
"Do the words "What's for dinner?" make you cringe? Are you tired of one-word answers from the teenager in the house? These hilarious stories are a laugh-out-loud look at everyday life. From "A construction company…what were we thinking?" to "My Big, Fat Tongue," you won't be able to put this one down.
The jOYs of Life by comedy author Michelle Hoppe is a look into the ups and downs of raising a family, while attempting to become an author. Take a peek into the family life of the Hoppe clan and discover how Michelle turned OYs into jOYs…or at least delightfully funny stories.
Michelle was blessed with the ability to view life through rose tinted glasses. Unlike Claire Tomalin, who said "My life was a sort of series of random disasters," Michelle's life, with her twisted sense of humor and a madcap home crew, is more a series of random OYs and jOYs.
Growing up, Michelle loved to read books by Erma Bombeck; books like If Life is a Bowlful of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits and Motherhood taught her to look for the humor in life. Michelle's favorite Erma quote "When humor goes, there goes civilization!" seemed like a call to action, so this comedy autobiography is her contribution to the continuation of mankind, oops…personkind!
This hilarious book contains humor about family life, motherhood, and parenting, and is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end. Word Count: 31,000 | Heat Level: General Audience - 13+
Erotic romance author Michelle Hoppe takes you on a journey to a hidden world in her historical BDSM romance Hart's Heart. Discover what happens in a world where men control all things, but a lady's passion triumphs over all!
Like King Arthur before him, loyal and brave knights protect Lord Hart, his subjects, and the castle. This hidden world is steeped in mystery, old ways are honored, and men control all things.
A community of lords and ladies, masters and slaves, existing in complete separation and secrecy; where Sir Anthony Hart rules with the might of his sword and the honor of his word. When Lady Elizabeth Cowen suddenly discovers a passion for first knight, Thomas Wolfe, life at Castle Hart changes forever.
Emilie of NovelSpot Romance Reviews had this to say about Hart's Heart "...truly a unique book, exploring an alternative existence...filled with erotica with a touch of BD/SM ...a number of surprises will keep you guessing about what is going to happen next. No one will be able to predict the ending."
This erotic historical romance contains BDSM, D/s elements and is not intended for readers under the age of 18. Previously Published: (2004) | Word Count: 17,500 | Heat Level: Explicit love scenes, adult language - 18+
Cupid has a mission ... restore true love by Valentine's day or else!
Tipping the Scales from romantic comedy author Michelle Hoppe is a laugh-out-loud fantasy that will keep you entertained from beginning to end! Find out if true love can conquer all or if the scales tip on romance.
About to be unemployed, Cupid has a last chance to prove he is worthy of keeping his bow...restore true love to a world where personal relationships have taken a nose dive. With more interference than a football game, Cupid tries to find the perfect man for Mary before The Benevolent Order of Heavenly Souls rip off his wings and consign him to a job filing forms in the basement.
Janalee, of The Romance Studio had this to say about Tipping the Scales ... "a witty and naughty look at how Cupid handles love and lovers. The premise is unique and entertaining. This is a lot fun wrapped-up in a book!"
This contemporary fantasy contains romantic comedy, adult language and situations, and is not intended for readers under the age of 18. Previously published: (2011) | Word Count: 17,500 | Heat Level: Explicit love scenes, adult language - 18+
A traitor king. A family in turmoil. He was born a Merman but raised as human, and now...his life is about to change again! Forever Caspia by paranormal erotic romance author Michelle Hoppe is an exciting tale of subterfuge and evil lurking beneath the waves of the Caspian Sea.
A curse will dethrone a king and send his family into the world of humans. Living on land for most of his life, Prince Tiro resents his role in returning his family to their rightful heritage as rulers of the Mer city of Caspia. Resentment builds as Tiro has to give up the life he’s built and become part of a world he barely remembers.
Discover if Tiro can let go of his anger long enough to see the beauty of the undersea world. Will he find love or will Tiro turn his back on Caspia…forever?
Jessica of Fallen Angel Reviews had this to say about Forever Caspia “... a wonderful story of romance above and below the sea. I was captivated by the well-written characters. Michelle Hoppe has done a wonderful job and earned 5 Angels in the process!”
This paranormal erotic romance contains mermaids, suspense, and adult content and situations, and is not intended for readers under the age of 18. Previously Published: (2012), (2005) | Word Count: 41,000 | Heat Level: Explicit love scenes, adult language - 18+
The Diner by romantic comedy author Michelle Hoppe is a laugh-out-loud tale of what happens when a twenty-six year-old virgin finds a man who just might be…the one! From the first kiss to making love, two best friends share their hopes, dreams, and the fears of getting naked in front of a man and doing it wrong!
A romantic comedy about sex and reality. Romantic lines, ideal bodies, and picture-perfect sexual encounters take a backseat to reveal the bumpy road most people travel in their quest for a mate.
Glenda K. Bauerle of The Romance Studio had this to say "...hilarious...great scenes; cute dialog. A fun story for all readers enjoying thoroughly modern women and their relationships, reminiscent of certain series on television in recent years."
This contemporary chick lit contains romantic comedy, adult language and situations, and is not intended for readers under the age of 18. Previously published: (2005) | Word Count: 16,000 | Heat Level: Explicit love scenes, adult language - 18+
Rich, intelligent, sexy, they have it all . . . except someone to love.
Step into the sensuous world of Club Belle Tori by erotic romance author Michelle Hoppe, where the pages burn as passion flares between two people bent on fulfilling their wildest fantasies.
This is the story of two strong willed people, brought together by the scheming of their best friends. Both looking for something missing in their lives and yet neither of them able to explain what it is. When they are finally face to face, the connection between them is electric.
The story takes you on a spine tingling roller coaster ride of seduction. As with all things in life however, fate intervenes, and the road to true love is paved with pot holes. From tender kisses to exquisite sex, this journey will leave you wanting more. Club Belle Tori is romance, passion, and sexuality at its best.
Oleta of Just Erotic Romance Reviews had this to say ". . .a firecracker of passion, exploding with Jason and Victoria's first dance. Ms. Hoppe's love scenes move with a fluid grace that will leave you wet and panting."
This erotic contemporary romance contains adult language and situations; and is not intended for readers under the age of 18. Previously Published: (2003) | Word Count: 39,500 | Heat Level: Explicit love scenes, adult language - 18+
Exquisite poetry, written with fire and passion. The poems found in this book come from the heart and contain the love, laughter, anguish, and tears experienced by someone who loves deeply, lives life on full throttle, and gives her heart, mind, and soul to every aspect of life.
Author Michelle Hoppe presents an illustrated edition of poetry and photography that will touch your heart.
Author note: To enjoy this illustrated edition, this book is best viewed in single page, portrait on your reading device.
Word Count: 15,000 | Heat Level: General Audience - 16+
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